Ever Since College, I Make Friends. They

That's Why I Write, Because Life Never Works Except In Retrospect. You Can't Control Life, At Least You Can Control Your Version.

I Don't Care What They Do With My Book So Long As The Flippin Check Clears.

With A Gun Barrel Between Your Teeth, You Speak Only In Vowels.

Mylife Might Be Little And Boring, But At Least It’s Mine - Not Some Assembly-line, Secondhand, Hand-me-down Life.

I Am The Cause Of All My Upsets. I Am My Worst Enemy.