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If You Are A Success In Life, There Are Places You Must Go And Pay To Be Humiliated. It Is An Unwritten Law That Human Beings Must Be Tormented Throughout Their Lives In One Way Or Another. If You Are Fortunate Enough To Have Risen To A Social Level Where No One Does It To You For Free, Then You Must Pay For The Service.

It's Always Fun To Walk Down The Street With Or Behind A Really Beautiful Woman, For No Reason Other Than To See How The World Reacts To Them.

You Have To Walk Carefully In The Beginning Of Love; The Running Across Fields Into Your Lover's Arms Can Only Come Later When You're Sure They Won't Laugh If You Trip.

People Who Truly Love Us Can Be Divided Into Two Categories: Those Who Understand Us, And Those Who Forgive Us Our Worst Sins. Rarely Do You Find Someone Capable Of Both.

I Write About What Interests Me. It's Very Dangerous When You Try To Satisfy An Audience.