Trust, But Look For The Exits.

My Father Liked To Moralize, And So Do I. But He Was In Earnest, While I Am Embarrassed And Pretend That I Am Merely Being Witty.

The Greater The Privilege, The More Hidden The Arrogance. The Emperor Of China Need Not Exist.

Fear Of My Cruel Impulses Makes Me Kind.

The Grand Style Is Available Now Only In Old Poems, Museums, And Parodies.

To Avoid Eye Contact, Kiss.