Trust, But Look For The Exits.

Beauty And Virtue: The Most Kissable Ass In The World Is No Guarantee Of Good Intentions.

Fail, And Your Friends Feel Superior. Succeed, And They Feel Resentful.

Observe Decorum, And It Will Open A Path To Morality.

My Ambition In Life: To Become Successful Enough To Resume My Career As A Neurasthenic.

A Sense Of Blessedness Comes From A Change Of Heart, Not From More Blessings.