Even In My Stand-up, There's A Lot

You Don't Know Jay-z's Scedule. He's A Renaissance Man.

My Dad Grew Up Basically In A Hut In Taiwan Without Enough Food To Eat. And Within One Generation His Son In America Gets To Do A Comedy Show About Whatever He Wants.

I Have No Interest In Art. Let Me Clarify — I Have No Interest In Non-nude Images.

I'm So Jealous Of People Who Have Crushes On People They Go To School With, Or Work With. That's Such A Blessing. You Actually Get To See Them All The Time And Spend Time With Them.

No One's Trying To Get With Jugglers.