In Washington, Success Is Just A Training

Fish Have Water, The Bushmen Of The Kalahari Have Sand, And Houstonians Have Interior Décor.

While It Is Entirely Untrue That Canadians Lack A Sense Of Humour, The Funniest Ones Tend To Head South: Dan Aykroyd, Jim Carrey, Michael J. Fox.

They're Called Virgin Trains Because They Don't Go All The Way.

The Formal Washington Dinner Party Has All The Spontaneity Of A Japanese Imperial Funeral.

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