Even A Good Place Gets To Be

My Mother Says Happy Ever After's A Bunch Of Bull.

There Was Nothing Like A Saturday - Unless It Was The Saturday Leading Up To The Last Week Of School And Into Summer Vacation. That Of Course Was All The Saturdays Of Your Life Rolled Into One Big Shiny Ball.

If That Isn't Typical Male Stupidity! If Something Doesn't Work, Kick It Or Swear At It!

He Decided There Was No Point In Telling Her He'd Looked In The Fridge And Seen None Of These Things. There'd Just Be Some Variation Of His Mother's Standard Crack About Male Refrigeration Blindness Syndrome.

Lots Of People Think Things Would Be Better Some Other Way. That's Why The World's Lousy With Theme Parks.