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Anything Worth Anything Can Be Found In Books.

That Woman Doesn't Have The Sense God Gave A Retarded Flea.

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He Decided There Was No Point In Telling Her He'd Looked In The Fridge And Seen None Of These Things. There'd Just Be Some Variation Of His Mother's Standard Crack About Male Refrigeration Blindness Syndrome.

Mary Stewart Will Always Be My Goddess. I Can Pick Up One Of Her Early Books - One I've Read A Dozen Times - And Still Slide Right Into The Story.