Enemies May Seek Our Destruction, But They

[on Vice-president Henry A. Wallace:] Much Of What Mr. Wallace Calls His Global Thinking Is, No Matter How You Slice It, Still Globaloney.

All History Shows That The Hand That Cradles The Rock Has Ruled The World, Not The Hand That Rocks The Cradle!

There Is Nothing Like A Good Dose Of Another Woman To Make A Man Appreciate His Wife.

I Have Never Met A Man [in The Military], In Or Out Of Uniform, Who Ever Said, "let's Use The Missiles." They Are Even More Terrified That The Bishops, Because A Great Many Of Them Don't Expect To Go To Heaven, Which At Least The Bishops Do.

Money Can't Buy Happiness, But It Can Make You Awfully Comfortable While You're Being Miserable.