Elgar's First Symphony Is The Musical Equivalent

What Can You Do With It? It's Like A Lot Of Yaks Jumping About.

There Are Two Golden Rules For An Orchestra: Start Together And Finish Together. The Public Doesn't Give A Damn What Goes On In Between.

The Trouble With Women In An Orchestra Is That If They're Attractive It Will Upset My Players And If They're Not It Will Upset Me.

They Are Quite Hopeless - Drooling, Driveling, Doleful, Depressing, Dropsical Drips.

The Function Of Music Is To Release Us From The Tyranny Of Conscious Thought.