Elaine: Ugh, I Hate People. Jerry: Yeah,

I Was The Best Man At The Wedding... If I'm The Best Man, Why Is She Marrying Him?

I Can't Eat Chicken And Look At Strippers At The Same Time.

Boy, I Miss The Days They Made Toys That Could Kill A Kid.

There Are More Social Skills Required To Talk One-on-one [than To An Audience]. You Don't Have To Be Socially Fluid To Talk To Two Thousand People.

You Know Why Fish Are So Thin? They Eat Fish.