Elaine: Ugh, I Hate People. Jerry: Yeah,

Cry When You Get A Golden Globe. Then You Can Get An Oscar Nomination.

I Won't Do Something Unless I Can Get At Least Two Or Three Good Laughs Out Of It. If I Can't, It's Not Gonna Make The Team.

People Don't Just Bump Into Each Other And Have Sex. This Isn't Cinemax.

The Only Way A Show Works Is You Find People Who You Think Are Qualified And Talented And You Give Them A Chance To Do What They Do.

I Can't Eat Chicken And Look At Strippers At The Same Time.