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Elaine: Ugh, I Hate People. Jerry: Yeah, They're The Worst.
-Jerry Seinfeld
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Elaine: Ugh, I Hate People. Jerry: Yeah,
Jerry Seinfeld
Elaine: Ugh, I Hate People. Jerry: Yeah, They're The Worst.
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