Economized Love Is Never Real Love.

A Lover Always Thinks Of His Mistress First And Himself Second; With A Husband It Runs The Other Way.

A Deist Is An Atheist With An Eye Cocked For The Off-chance Of Some Advantage.

The Man Who Enters His Wife's Dressing Room Is Either A Philosopher Or A Fool.

A Woman Must Be A Genius To Create A Good Husband.

Numbers Are Intellectual Witnesses That Belong Only To Mankind.