Eating Words Has Never Given Me Indigestion.

I Gather, Young Man, That You Wish To Be A Member Of Parliament. The First Lesson That You Must Learn Is, When I Call For Statistics About The Rate Of Infant Mortality, What I Want Is Proof That Fewer Babies Died When I Was Prime Minister Than When Anyone Else Was Prime Minister. That Is A Political Statistic.

Painting Is A Companion With Whom One May Walk A Great Part Of Life's Journey.

My Wife And I Tried Two Or Three Times In The Last 40 Years To Have Breakfast Together, But It Was So Disagreeable We Had To Stop.

If I Were The First Of May, I Should Be Ashamed Of Myself.

The Shortest Road To Ruin Is To Emulate The Methods Of Your Adversary.