Never Engage In A Battle Of Wits

I Hate Indians. They Are A Beastly People With A Beastly Religion.

I Have Worked Very Hard With Nehru. I Told Him He Should Be The Light Of Asia, To Show All Those Mil­lions How They Can Shine Out, Instead Of Accept­ing The Dark­ness Of Com­mu­nism.

Don't Give Your Sons Money. Give Them Horses. Many A Good Son Has Been Ruined Through The Acquisition Of Money But No Good Son Has Been Ruined Through The Acquisition Of Horses. Unless They Fell And Broke Their Neck, Which When Taken At The Gallop Is A Very Good Death To Die.

In Finance Everything That Is Agreeable Is Unsound And Everything That Is Sound Is Disagreeable.

I Would Tell Myself That I Was About To Address The Largest Mass Assembly Of Idiots Ever Gathered In The History Of Mankind.