Eat Not To Dullness, Drink Not To

Time Is Money'... Waste It Now. Pay For It Later!

God Helps Them That Help Themselves.

Let Every Fart Count As A Peal Of Thunder For Liberty. Let Every Fart Remind The Nation Of How Much It Has Let Pass Out Of Its Control. It Is A Small Gesture, But One That Can Be Very Effective - Especially In A Large Crowd. So Fart, And If You Must, Fart Often. But Always Fart Without Apology. Fart For Freedom, Fart For Liberty - And Fart Proudly.

Money Never Made A Man Happy Yet, Nor Will It. There Is Nothing In Its Nature To Produce Happiness. The More A Man Has, The More He Wants. Instead Of Its Filling A Vacuum, It Makes One. If It Satisfies One Want, It Doubles And Trebles That Want Another Way. That Was A True Proverb Of The Wise Man, Rely Upon It; Better Is Little With The Fear Of The Lord, Than Great Treasure, And Trouble Therewith.

The Happy State Of Matrimony Is, Undoubtedly, The Surest And Most Lasting Foundation Of Comfort And Love . . . The Cause Of All Good Order In The World, And What Alone Preserves It From The Utmost Confusion.