Alas, I Know If I Ever Became

Never Praise Your Cider Or Your Horse

Vice Knows She Is Ugly, So Puts On Her Mask.

The Happy State Of Matrimony Is, Undoubtedly, The Surest And Most Lasting Foundation Of Comfort And Love . . . The Cause Of All Good Order In The World, And What Alone Preserves It From The Utmost Confusion.

Some Make Conscience Of Wearing A Hat In The Church, Who Make None Of Robbing The Altar.

Don't Go To The Doctor With Every Distemper, Nor To The Lawyer With Every Quarrel, Nor To The Pot For Every Thirst.