Easy Writing's Curst Hard Reading.

If Parliament Were To Consider The Sporting With Reputation Of As Much Importance As Sporting On Manors, And Pass An Act For The Preservation Of Fame As Well As Game, There Are Many Who Would Thank Them For The Bill.

When Of A Gossiping Circle It Was Asked, "what Are They Doing?" The Answer Was, "swapping Lies.

Justice-august And Pure, The Abstract Idea Of All That Would Be Perfect In The Spirits And The Inspirations Of Men!-where The Mind Rises; Where The Heart Expands; Where The Countenance Is Ever Placid And Benign; Where Her Favorite Attitude Is To Stoop To The Unfortunate; To Hear Their Cry And To Help Them; To Rescue And Relieve; To Succor And Save; Majestic, From Its Mercy; Venerable, From Its Lutility; Uplifted, Without Pride; Firm Without Obduracy; Beneficent In Each Preference; Lovely, Though In Her Frown!

It Is By Women That Nature Writes On The Hearts Of Men.

A Bumper Of Good Liquor Will End A Contest Quicker Than Justice, Judge Or Vicar.