Easy, Curious George! Get Your Grubby Hands

You Learn To Laugh At Yourself And You Also Lean On Comedy As A Crutch To Kind Of Take The Edge Off Because Comedians Often Are Self-deprecating And They Cross Lines That They Shouldn't. Stuff Like That Brings A Smile To My Face Every Once In A While When Needed.

Vickie Is So Fat That Her Baby Pictures Were Taken Via Satellite.

What We Do Is Entertainment. They Wouldn't Go To Tom Cruise And Ask If His Movies Are Fake. We Provide Entertainment. I Would Rather Someone Tell Me I Am Not Entertaining Than Ask If What We Do Is Fake.

I Have Certain Things That I Stand For, Certain Things That I Believe In, And If You Don't Like It And You Tell Me To Go To Hell, I Think That's Your God-given Right As A Fan. It's One Of Those Deals Where I'm That One Guy Who Is Outside Of That Realm Of Good Guy, Bad Guy. I'm Just Me, And It Elicits A Response Both Positive And Negative.

Thank You Guys. Thank You For Never Giving Up On Me.