I Fear Nothing And I Regret Less.

You Learn To Laugh At Yourself And You Also Lean On Comedy As A Crutch To Kind Of Take The Edge Off Because Comedians Often Are Self-deprecating And They Cross Lines That They Shouldn't. Stuff Like That Brings A Smile To My Face Every Once In A While When Needed.

What, Sheamus? Oh No, I Can See Him...he's Pretty Pale......what? Oh No, He's Even Whiter Than That. He's Like A Jar Of Mayonaisse With Eyeballs And A Ketchup Haircut.

You Want The Next Big Thing? Let Me Take My Pants Off!

Cenation. Wwe Reports That Last Night At Approximatley 9pm Est. It Terminated Its Contract With Cousin Of John Cena, Juan. The Wwe Wishes Juan The Best Of Luck In His Future Endeavors.

Welcome To Smackdown. This Is Where The Franchise Plays. That's Tazz, He's A Thug. And That's Michael Cole, He's Gay.