Early Morning Cheerfulness Can Be Extremely Obnoxious.

Unnecessary Hustle Is One Of The American Follies. We Hustle At Both Work And Play, And Consequently Enjoy Neither To The Utmost.

None Of Us Can Buy Goodwill; We Must Earn It.

No Man Is A Failure Who Is Enjoying Life.

When Lying, Be Emphatic And Indignant, Thus Behaving Like Your Children.

Of All The Young Men In America Only A Few Hundred Can Get Into Major League Baseball, And Of These Only A Handful In A Decade Can Get Into The Hall Of Fame. So It Goes In All Human Activity. .. Some Become Multimillionaires And Chairmen Of The Board, And Some Of Us Must Be Content To Play Baseball At Company Picnics Or Manage A Credit Union Without Pay.