E-books Are Impervious To Analogy.

The Human Population Is 90% Gullible, Violence-prone Dipshits.

Have You Ever Noticed That Things That Don’t Kill You Make You Weaker? And Great Minds Don’t Think Alike. If They Did, The Patent Office Would Only Have About Fifty Inventions. I Started Getting Suspicious When I Cried Over Spilt Milk And The Cashier Took It Off My Bill.” - Wally

The Creator Of The Universe Works In Mysterious Ways. But He Uses A Base Ten Counting System And Likes Round Numbers.

I Can't Memorize Names And Shake Hands At The Same Time.

On The Keyboard Of Life, Always Keep One Finger On The Escape Key.