E-books Are Impervious To Analogy.

Nothing Defines Humans Better Than Their Willingness To Do Irrational Things In The Pursuit Of Phenomenally Unlikely Payoffs. This Is The Principle Behind Lotteries, Dating, And Religion.

Remember There's No Such Thing As A Small Act Of Kindness. Every Act Creates A Ripple With No Logical End.

The Source Of All Unhappiness Is Other People. As Soon As You Learn To Think Of Other People As Noisy Furniture, The Sooner You Will Be Happy. - Wally's Keynote Speech

When Times Are Bad, The Gloves Come Off And Employers Are Less Nice. People Become Disposable.

In Less Enlightened Times, The Best Way To Impress Women Was To Own A Hot Car.