E-books Are Impervious To Analogy.

For Most Of My Career I Did One Comic A Day, Every Day, Including Weekends And Holidays.

Hard Work Is Rewarding. Taking Credit For Other People's Hard Work Is Rewarding And Faster.

Normal People... Believe That If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It. Engineers Believe That If It Ain't Broke, It Doesn't Have Enough Features Yet.

Dogbert: Scientists Have Discovered The Gene That Makes Some People Love Golf. Dilbert: How Can They Tell It's The Golf Gene? Dogbert: It's Plaid And It Lies.

I Wish I Were Dumber So I Could Be More Certain About My Opinions. It Looks Fun.