Drugs Is Like Getting Up And Having

Chart Positions Are For People With Manbags Who Get To Work At 11 A.m. Because They've Been At A Digital Meeting.

People Say I Seem Very Negative About New Music - Well, If Somebody Asks Me What I Think Of Keane, I'll Tell 'em. I Don't Like 'em. I'll Obviously Take It A Step Too Far And Grossly Insult The Keyboard Player's Mam Or Summat, But I'm Afraid That's Just Me.

When We Started Off, We Wanted The Girls, The Cocaine, The Fur Coats. It Wasn't Like It Was An Act; It Was Almost Like Working-class People Winning The Pools. We Went Bananas.

Paul Mccartney, One Of The Best Songwriters Of All Time, Has Only Produced Manure For The Past 25 Years.

I'm Not Sure About This Live 8 Thing. Correct Me If I Am Wrong, But Are They Hoping That One Of These Guys From The G8 Is On A Quick 15-minute Break At Gleneagles And Sees Annie Lennox Singing "sweet Dreams" And Thinks: "f... Me, She Might Have A Point There, You Know." It's Not Going To F... Happen, Is It? Keane Doing "somewhere Only We Know" And Some Japanese Businessman Going: "aw, Look At Him...we Should Really F... Drop That Debt, You Know." It's Not Going To Happen, Is It?