Drinking Makes A Person Lose His Inhibitions

I Refuse To Admit That I Am More Than 52, Even If That Makes My Children Illegitimate.

I Can Conceive Of Nothing Worse Than A Man-governed World -- Except A Woman-governed World.

The Only Thing I Like About Rich People Is Their Money.

One Reason I Don't Drink Is That I Want To Know When I Am Having A Good Time.

What Would We Say If Men Changed The Length Of Their Trousers Every Year?