If I Were Your Wife I Would

If I Were Your Wife I Would Put Poison In Your Coffee.

I Refuse To Admit That I Am More Than 52, Even If That Makes My Children Illegitimate.

Pioneers May Be Picturesque Figures, But They Are Often Rather Lonely Ones.

People Who Talk About Peace Are Very Often The Most Quarrelsome.

Women Have Got To Make The World Safe For Men, Since Men Have Made It So Darned Unsafe For Women.