If I Were Your Wife I Would

Anyone's Blood Can Become Blue For A Lump Sum Down.

I Would Rather Commit Adultery Than Drink A Glass Of Beer.

The Main Dangers In This Life Are The People Who Want To Change Everything... Or Nothing.

Women Are Young At Politics, But They Are Old At Suffering; Soon They Will Learn That Through Politics They Can Prevent Some Kinds Of Suffering.

Sir, If You Were My Husband, I Would Poison Your Drink.