Drinking Is Fun! It Makes Me Feel

Writing Is Basically A Job For People Who Like Punching Themselves In The Face, I’m Pretty Sure.

There Was A Time When I Liked A Good Riot. Put On Some Heavy Old Street Clothes That Could Stand A Bit Of Sidewalk-scraping, Infect Myself With Something Good And Contagious, Then Go Out And Stamp On Some Cops. It Was Great, Being Nine Years Old.

Read Comics. All Comics. And Then Cut Them Open To Steal Their Power.

The Single Simplest Reason Why Human Space Flight Is Necessary Is This, Stated As Plainly As Possible: Keeping All Your Breeding Pairs In One Place Is A Retarded Way To Run A Species.

Don't Live With Writers. Writers Are Bastards.