Drinking Is Fun! It Makes Me Feel

Good Morning Sinners. Vampiric Red Bull Intake In Pub Smoking Compound Commenced. Day Of Heavy Brain-fingering Ahead.

Stephen King Says That If You Forget An Idea, Then It Can't Have Been Any Good. He Means He, Not You. You Are Not Stephen King. Do Not Attempt To Emulate Stephen King At Home.

Cheap! But Not As Cheap As Your Girlfriend.

Scotch Whisky Is Made From Barley And The Morning Dew On Angel's Nipples.

Drinking Is Fun! It Makes Me Feel Horrible And Sexy!