Drinking Is Bad Taste But Tastes Good.

There Is No Accounting For Tastes, As The Woman Said When Someone Told Her Her Son Was Wanted By The Police.

Elections Are Won By Men And Women Chiefly Because Most People Vote Against Somebody Rather Than For Somebody.

When The Political Columnists Say 'every Thinking Man' They Mean Themselves, And When Candidates Appeal To 'every Intelligent Voter' They Mean Everybody Who Is Going To Vote For Them

You Do Not Know What You Can Miss Before You Try.

Nothing Is More Responsible For The Good Old Days Than A Bad Memory.