Drinking Is Bad Taste But Tastes Good.

When The Political Columnists Say 'every Thinking Man' They Mean Themselves, And When Candidates Appeal To 'every Intelligent Voter' They Mean Everybody Who Is Going To Vote For Them

There Is No Accounting For Tastes, As The Woman Said When Someone Told Her Her Son Was Wanted By The Police.

Middle Age Occurs When You Are Too Young To Take Up Golf And Too Old To Rush Up To The Net.

Count The Day Won, When The Earth, Turning On Its Axis, Imposes No Additional Taxes

Elections Are Won By Men And Women Chiefly Because Most People Vote Against Somebody Rather Than For Somebody.