Drinking Is Bad Taste But Tastes Good.

Life, Lift The Full Goblet--away With All Sorrow-- The Circle Of Friendship What Freedom Would Sever? To-day Is Our Own, And A Fig For To-morrow-- Here's To The Fourth And Our Country Forever.

We Have Nothing In Our History Or Position To Invite Aggression; We Have Everything To Beckon Us To The Cultivation Of Relations Of Peace And Amity With All Nations.

An Extravagance Is Something You Buy Which Is No Earthly Use To Your Wife.

Middle Age Occurs When You Are Too Young To Take Up Golf And Too Old To Rush Up To The Net.

There Is No Accounting For Tastes, As The Woman Said When Someone Told Her Her Son Was Wanted By The Police.