Drink Never Made A Man Better, But

The Wise People Are In New York Because The Foolish Went There First, That's The Way The Wise Men Make A Living.

The World Is Not Growing Worse And It Is Not Growing Better - It Is Just Turning Around As Usual.

When The American People Get Through With The English Language, It Will Look As If It Had Been Run Over By A Musical Comedy.

Don't Jump On A Man Unless He Is Down.

A Firm Belief Atthracts Facts. They Come Out Iv Holes In The Ground An' Cracks In Th' Wall To Support Belief, But They Run Away Fr'm Doubt.