Dreams Are, By Definition Cursed With Short

Dreams Are, By Definition Cursed With Short Life Spans.

Men Say They Love Independence In A Woman, But They Don't Waste A Second Demolishing It Brick By Brick.

I Never Used To Like Babies. I'd Always Thought If A Baby Were More Like A Chimpanzee, I'd Have One

I May Not Be A Great Actress But I've Become The Greatest At Screen Orgasms. Ten Seconds Of Heavy Breathing, Roll Your Head From Side To Side, Simulate A Slight Asthma Attack And Die A Little.

The Man. Can't They Realize That Mankind Was Founded On Two Basic Principles? Religion And Death? The One Motivates The Other. Both Motivate The Man!