Drama Is Life With The Dull Bits

There Are Several Differences Between A Football Game And A Revolution. For One Thing, A Football Game Usually Lasts Longer And The Participants Wear Uniforms. Also, There Are Usually More Casualties In A Football Game. The Object Of The Game Is To Move A Ball Past The Other Team's Goal Line. This Counts As Six Points. No Points Are Given For Lacerations, Contusions, Or Abrasions, But Then No Points Are Deducted, Either. Kicking Is Very Important In Football. In Fact, Some Of The More Enthusiastic Players Even Kick The Ball, Occasionally.

Puns Are The Highest Form Of Literature.

When An Actor Comes To Me And Wants To Discuss His Character, I Say, 'it's In The Script.' If He Says, 'but What's My Motivation?, ' I Say, 'your Salary.'

People Don't Always Express Their Inner Thoughts To One Another; A Conversation May Be Quite Trivial, But Often The Eyes Will Reveal What A Person Really Thinks Or Feels.

The Picture's Over. Now I Have To Go And Put It On Film.