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My Dad And I, We Used To Play Baseball. I Was The Catcher. Which I Liked. Until One Day, I Saw This Game On Tv, And I Said, Hang On, How Come Their Catcher Doesn't Have His Hands Tied To His Ankles?

My Mother Was Like A Sister To Me, Only We Didn't Have Sex Quite So Often.

One Man's Pet-stained Carpet Is Another Man's Twister Game.

My Computer Beat Me At Checkers, But I Sure Beat It At Kickboxing.

I Once Had A Large Gay Following, But I Ducked Into An Alleyway And Lost Him.