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Cell Phones Are Like A Dog's Nipples... You Don't Have To Shout Into Them!

My Sister Just Had A Baby. We Can Have Company Over. She'll Be In Front Of Everyone With Her Um... Breast... Out Feeding It. You Know... Cereal Or Whatever.

I Asked My Girlfriend, 'will You Marry Me?' She Said, 'we'll Have To Ask My Father.' So We Had A Seance And Jack Ruby Says, 'hello!'

I Love Florida. I Love The Beach. I Love The Sound Of The Crashing Surfers Against The Rocks.

Every Time I See Dan Quayle I Feel Like Buying A Vowel.