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My Parents Were Very Protective. I Couldn't Even Cross The Street Without Them Getting All Excited, And Placing Bets.

I'll Do Anything For My Wife, It's Turning Out.

I Caught My Wife In Bed With My Best Friend The Other Day. I Was Crushed. They Could Have Waited Till I'd Got Out.

My Mother Was Like A Sister To Me, Only We Didn't Have Sex Quite So Often.

Libertarians Believe Consenting Adults Have The Right To Do Whatever They Choose, Except Band Together.