Don't Want To Get Tipsy And Break

Honey, I Plan To Marry You The Moment The Ink Is Dry On That Death Certificate.

The Whole Thing's Illusion, [jacob], And There's Nothing Wrong With That. It's What People Want From Us. It's What They Expect.

Life Is The Most Spectacular Show On Earth.

I'm Truly Grateful For My Microwave, Which Allows Me To Easily Clarify Butter, Steam Vegetables, And - When I Am Really Lazy - Feed My Three Kids In Less Than Five Minutes.

When Did I Stop Being Me?