Don't Wait Until People Are Dead To

Isn't It Kind Of Silly To Think That Tearing Someone Else Down Builds You Up?

My Dad Told Me That When I Was Born My Cheeks Were So Fat The Doctors Didn't Know Which End To Spank.

We Must All Suffer From One Of Two Pains: The Pain Of Discipline Or The Pain Of Regret. The Difference Is Discipline Weighs Ounces While Regret Weighs Tons.

The Following Is A List Of Statements Made Many Years Ago By Experts In Their Fields. At The Time They Were Said They Sounded Intelligent. With The Passing Of Time, They Sound Idiotic.

If You Decide To Just Go With The Flow, You'll End Up Where The Flow Goes, Which Is Usually Downhill, Often Leading To A Big Pile Of Sludge And A Life Of Unhappiness. You'll End Up Doing What Everyone Else Is Doing.