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Don't Misinform Your Doctor Nor Your Lawyer.

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I Have Sometimes Almost Wished It Had Been My Destiny To Be Born Two Or Three Centuries Hence.

O Lazy Bones! Dost Thou Think God Would Have Given Thee Arms And Legs, If He Had Not Design'd Thou Should'st Use Them?

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