A Full Belly Is The Mother Of

To Find Out A Girl's Faults, Praise Her To Her Girlfriends.

One Man May Be More Cunning Than Another, But Not More Cunning Than Every Body Else.

A Man Can Be Beautiful Physically, Mentally, Or Personality Wise. True Beauty, Though, Is In The Spirit. A Genuine Man Who Understands Right And Wrong, With A Strong Sense Of Self Is Beautiful. A Man Who Can Be Compassionate And Caring, But Firm And Wise. Someone Who Can Do The Right Thing No Matter Who's Around To See It. Even If The Deed Is Unseen And Unrecognized. That Is A Beautiful Man. One Today Is Worth Two Tomorrows.

I Wake Up Every Morning At Nine And Grab For The Morning Paper. Then I Look At The Obituary Page. If My Name Is Not On It, I Get Up.

He Who Falls In Love With Himself Will Have No Rivals.