My Self-absorption Warms Me; Yours Boils Me.

If I Can't Serve As A Role Model, Let Me Serve As A Warning.

Old Age: I Fall Asleep During The Funerals Of My Friends.

I Cling To Depression, Thinking It A Form Of Truth.

Self-sacrifice Usually Contains An Unspoken Demand For Payment.

God Makes The Covenant, And Observes It As He Pleases.