Don't Protest Outside Of A Rich Man's

The 3-d Effects In "star Wars" Are So Realistic, You Can Actually See George Lucas Reaching From The Screen And Taking The Money From Your Wallet.

People Sometimes Say To Me: "craig, Get Out Of My Garden."

Being Funny Is A Gift, And, When Done Well, Is An Art Form.

I Have A Beard. Just Not On My Face.

For Me, Comedy Should Have A Certain Amount Of Joy In It. It Should Be About Attacking The Powerful - The Politicians, The Trumps, The Blowhards - Going After Them. We Shouldn't Be Attacking The Vulnerable.