Don't Piss In My Ear And Tell

Nothing Counts So Much As Family, The Rest Are Just Strangers. (as Nicholas Earpp In Wyatt Earp, 1994)

My Wife And I Take What We Call Our Friday Comedy Day Off. We Watch Standup Comics On Tv. The Raunchier The Better. We Love Eddie Izzard.

I Write In The Morning From About Eight Till Noon, And Sometimes Again A Bit In The Afternoon. In The Morning I Start Off By Going Over What I Had Done The Previous Day, Which My Wife Has Happily Typed Up For Me.

Once, I Optioned A Novel And Tried To Do A Screenplay On It, Which Was Great Fun, But I Was Too Respectful. I Was Only 100 Pages Into The Novel And I Had About 90 Pages Of Movie Script Going. I Realized I Had A Lot To Learn.

My Early Days In Broadway Were All Comedies. I Never Did A Straight Play On Broadway.