Don't Piss In My Ear And Tell

The Worst Job I Ever Had Was Working Nights In The Chrysler Building. I Was Part Of A Team Of About Five Guys, And We Polished The Leather Furniture.

Dysfunctional Families Have Sired A Number Of Pretty Good Actors.

Like A Duck On The Pond. On The Surface Everything Looks Calm, But Beneath The Water Those Little Feet Are Churning A Mile A Minute.

Five Players On The Floor Functioning As A Single Unit: Team, Team, Team-no One More Important Than The Other.

Once, I Optioned A Novel And Tried To Do A Screenplay On It, Which Was Great Fun, But I Was Too Respectful. I Was Only 100 Pages Into The Novel And I Had About 90 Pages Of Movie Script Going. I Realized I Had A Lot To Learn.