The Worst Job I Ever Had Was

It Really Costs Me A Lot Emotionally To Watch Myself On-screen. I Think Of Myself, And Feel Like I'm Quite Young, And Then I Look At This Old Man With The Baggy Chins And The Tired Eyes And The Receding Hairline And All That.

I'm Not A Sentimental Guy.

I Do Not Like Assassins, Or Men Of Low Character.

I Left Home When I Was 16 Because I Was Looking For Adventure.

The Worst Job I Ever Had Was Working Nights In The Chrysler Building. I Was Part Of A Team Of About Five Guys, And We Polished The Leather Furniture.