The Worst Job I Ever Had Was

I Write In The Morning From About Eight Till Noon, And Sometimes Again A Bit In The Afternoon. In The Morning I Start Off By Going Over What I Had Done The Previous Day, Which My Wife Has Happily Typed Up For Me.

Things Parents Say To Children Are Oftentimes Not Heard, But In Some Cases You Pick Up On Things That Your Parent Would Like To See You Have Done.

It Really Costs Me A Lot Emotionally To Watch Myself On-screen. I Think Of Myself, And Feel Like I'm Quite Young, And Then I Look At This Old Man With The Baggy Chins And The Tired Eyes And The Receding Hairline And All That.

Honesty Isn't Enough For Me. That Becomes Very Boring. If You Can Convince People What You're Doing Is Real And It's Also Bigger Than Life - That's Exciting.

Don't Piss In My Ear And Tell Me It's Raining.