Don't Milk The Cow Too Hard. She

My Passions Have Never Jumped Out Of The Fireplace And Set Fire To The Carpet.

No Matter How Close Thought Sticks To The Actual, It Follows Its Own Rules.

Don't Milk The Cow Too Hard. She Will Kick You.

Thank God For The Passing Of The Discomforts And Vile Cuisine Of The Age Of Chivalry!

Literary Tradition Is Full Of Lies About Poverty-the Jolly Beggar, The Poor But Happy Milkmaid, The Wholesome Diet Of Porridge, Etc.