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Calling You An Idiot Would Be An Insult To All The Stupid People.

Any Real New Yorker Is A You-name-it-we-have-it-snob Whose Heart Brims With Sympathy For The Millions Of Unfortunates Who Through Misfortune, Misguidedness Or Pure Stupidity Live Anywhere Else In The World.

Camouflage Is A Game We All Like To Play, But Our Secrets Are As Surely Revealed By What We Want To Seem To Be As By What We Want To Conceal.

The Most Effective Comeback To An Insult Is Silence.

Your Village Just Called. They're Missing An Idiot.