Don't Learn To Do, But Learn In

The Great Pleasure Of A Dog Is That You May Make A Fool Of Yourself With Him And Not Only Will He Not Scold You, But He Will Make A Fool Of Himself Too.

The Dons Of Oxford And Cambridge Are Too Busy Educating The Young Men To Be Able To Teach Them Anything.

Life Is Not An Exact Science, It Is An Art.

He Has Spent His Life Best Who Has Enjoyed It Most. God Will Take Care That We Do Not Enjoy It Any More Than Is Good For Us.

Man Is The Only Animal That Can Remain On Friendly Terms With The Victims He Intends To Eat Until He Eats Them.