Don't Lay A Finger On Me Eyebrows

I Did Drugs For 18 Years And I Never Got That Bad As To Say, 'you Know What? I Think The Kaiser Chiefs Are Brilliant.'

Rock Stardom Will Die Because Nobody Will Make Enough Money Any More To Be Rock Stars.

Kylie Minogue Is Just A Demonic Little Idiot As Far As I'm Concerned. She Gets Cool Dance Producers To Work With Her For Some Bizarre Reason, I Don't Know Why. She Doesn't Even Have A Good Name. It's A Stupid Name, Kylie, I Just Don't Get It.

I Envy Drummers. It Must Be The Ultimate To Sing And Play Drums At The Same Time. Phil Collins, No Wonder He's So F... Happy.

We Were Able To Provide Housing To All Who Need It. We've Had Incredibly Generous Offers From Alumni For Housing.