Don't Judge Me By The Cover, 'cause

I Thank God For My Failures. Maybe Not At The Time But After Some Reflection. I Never Feel Like A Failure Just Because Something I Tried Has Failed.

When The New Country Came Out Ten To 15 Years Ago, People My Age Were Almost Too Old. But It Never Stopped Me. I Never Stopped Writing. I Never Stopped Recording.

I'm In The Public Eye, So I Don't Care Who Knows What I Get Done. If I See Something Sagging, Dragging, Or Bagging, I Get It Sucked, Tucked, Or Plucked.

I Believe In My Cosmetics Line. There Are Plenty Of Charities For The Homeless. Isn't It Time Someone Helped The Homely?

I'm The Kind Of Person Who Would Rather Rock In My Rocking Chair When I'm Old And Regret A Few Things That I Did Than To Sit There And Regret That I Never Tried.