Don't Judge Me By The Cover, 'cause

I'll Just Wait Right Here For You Cause I Know Your New Love Won't Last. I Wound Easy, But I Heal Fast.

My Mama Never Wore A Pair Of Pants When I Was Growing Up, And Now That's All She Wears. It Was So Funny For Me When I First Started Seeing Mama Wear Pants. It Was Like It Wasn't Mama. Now I've Bought Her Many A Pantsuit Because She Just Lives In Them.

I've Always Believed In My Talent. And I've Always Had More Guts Than Talent.

The Hardest Exercise For Most Of Us Fat People Is That One Where We Push Our Chairback From The Dinner Table.

I Have A Life Outside The Arenas.