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There Is No Need For Advertisements To Look Like Advertisements. If You Make Them Look Like Editorial Pages, You Will Attract About 50 Per Cent More Readers.

Shakespeare Wrote His Sonnets Within A Strict Discipline, Fourteen Lines Of Iambic Pentameter, Rhyming In Three Quatrains And A Couplet. Were His Sonnets Dull? Mozart Wrote His Sonatas Within An Equally Rigid Discipline - Exposition, Development, And Recapitulation. Were They Dull?.

Hard Work Never Killed A Man. Men Die Of Boredom, Psychological Conflict, And Disease. They Do Not Die Of Hard Work.

Making The Logo Twice The Size Is Often A Good Thing To Do, Because Most Advertisements Are Deficient In Brand Identification. Showing The Clients' Faces Is Also A Better Stratagem Than It May Sound, Because The Public Is More Interested In Personalities Than In Corporations. Some Clients Can Be Projected As Human Symbols Of Their Own Products.

I Avoid Clients For Whom Advertising Is Only A Marginal Factor In Their Marketing Mix. They Have An Awkward Tendency To Raid Their Advertising Appropriations Whenever They Need Cash For Other Purposes.