There Was Never Any Down Side To

In My Spare Time, I Smoke Acres Of Weed.

I Wanted To Get My Movie Noticed Without Spending Any Ad Money. So I Made A Bit Of A Spectacle. I Recorded Lots Of Podcasts. I Bickered With Hate Groups. I Criticized Critics. I Banged Pots Together. I Did Everything I Could To Raise Awareness Without Raising Any Money To Do So.

Why Take Life Seriously? No One Gets Out Alive Anyways.

I Saw Richard Linklater's Film 'slacker' For My Twenty-first Birthday. That Was The Moment When It All Seemed Possible. This Guy Gave Me Hope.

If There Was No Internet, My Career Would Have Ended In 1995.