Don't Give Me Paper - I Can

Don't You Understand How Dramatic It Is To Be A Comic? To Be A Fool, To Get People To Laugh At This Show-off? Milton Berle Could Take Laurence Olivier And Stick Him Under The Table If He Wanted To. And So Could I.

Adrenaline Is Wonderful. It Covers Pain. It Covers Dementia. It Covers Everything.

People Hate Me Because I Am A Multifaceted, Talented, Wealthy, Internationally Famous Genius.

I've Had Great Success Being A Total Idiot.

I Am Probably The Most Selfish Man You Will Ever Meet In Your Life. No One Gets The Satisfaction Or The Joy That I Get Out Of Seeing Kids Realize There Is Hope.