Don’t Go Looking For Trouble; It’s Already

Vampires. They Wrote The Book On Possessive.

He Looked Like He'd Just Seen The Ghost Of You Better Shut Your Mouth.

Men Sometimes Have To Leave Their Ladies Alone, And Ladies Are Not Responsible For The Bad Manners Of Fools.

‎should We Do This Now?" Pam Gave An Almost Inaudible Snort. She Was Smiling In The Glow Of The Streetlight, Suddenly Exhilarated. "you Waiting For An Engraved Invite?" Lord Save Me From Sarcastic Vampires.

He Gave Me A Look Sure To Put Frost On Anyone's Pumpkin.