Doing The Same Character Over And Over,

I'm Still Pretty Self-centered, Greedy And Angry.

Doing The Same Character Over And Over, It Gets Boring.

I'm A Pretty Boring Guy. Compared To Ashton Kutcher, I Live A Really Boring Existence.

I Fell Asleep During 'year One' Twice. And My Son, Who Never Falls Asleep During A Jack Black Movie, Also Nodded Off. That's How Bad It Was. I Was Incredibly Disappointed.

Did You Ever Notice They Never Take Any Fat Hostages? You Never See A Guy Coming Out Of Lebanon Going: "i Was Held Hostage For Seven Months And I Lost 175 Pounds, I Feel Good And I Look Good And I Learned Self-discipline. That's The Important Thing."