Do Your Kids A Favor - Don't

Do Your Kids A Favor - Don't Have Any.

They Say Kids Today Don't Know The Value Of A Dollar. They Certainly Do Know The Value Of A Dollar. That's Why They Ask For Five.

Older People Shouldn't Eat Health Food, They Need All The Preservatives They Can Get.

The Next Time You Feel Like Complaining, Remember That Your Garbage Disposal Probably Eats Better Than 30 Percent Of The People In The World

The World Now Has So Many Problems That If Moses Had Come Down From Mount Sinai Today, The Two Tablets He'd Carry Would Be Aspirin.