Do Your Kids A Favor - Don't

Humor Starts Like A Wildfire, But Then Continues On, Smoldering, Smoldering For Years.

I Take My Children Everywhere, But They Always Find Their Way Back Home.

We're Supposed To Take Our Problems To A Family Adviser. Personally, I've Never Met A Family Adviser. They're All Off Somewhere Listening To Dirty Stories.

I Don't See Why Religion And Science Can't Cooperate. What's Wrong With Using A Computer To Count Our Blessings?

I Got A Valentine's Day Card From My Girl. It Said, 'take My Heart! Take My Arms! Take My Lips!' Which Is Just Like Her. Keeping The Best Part For Herself.