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The Jesus Freaks Were The Worst. While The ‘suicide Solution’ Case Was Going Through The Courts They Followed Me Around Everywhere. They Would Picket My Shows With Signs That Read, ‘the Anti-christ Is Here’. And They’d Always Be Chanting: ‘put Satan Behind You! Put Jesus In Front Of You!’ One Time, I Made My Own Sign – A Smiley Face With The Words ‘have A Nice Day’ – And Went Out And Joined Them. They Didn’t Even Notice. Then, Just As The Gig Was About To Start, I Put Down The Sign, Said, ‘see Ya, Guys,’ And Went Back To My Dressing Room.

I Don't Know If I'm A Medium For Some Outside Source. Whatever It Is, Frankly, I Hope It's Not What I Think … Satan.

Weather In Afghanistan, 2000 Degrees And Cloudy. What The F-ck Am I Doing? I'm Stuck On The Weather Channel. Ahhh!

I Think War Is Just Part Of Human Nature. And I’m Fascinated By Human Nature – Especially The Dark Side. I Always Have Been. It Doesn’t Make Me A Devil Worshipper, No More Than Being Interested In Hitler Makes Me A Nazi. I Mean, If I’m A Nazi, How Come I Married A Woman Who’s Half Jewish?

I'll Kind Of Tend To Beat Myself Up Because I Just Want It To Sound Better Than Better.