Do You Know How Painful It Is

My Husband Is My Part Of My Greatest Joys, So It Doesn't Feel Like Work Or Like I'm Balancing Anything. My Husband And My Kids Absolutely Come First, So Work Is Just Something Where I Figure Out Where It Will Fit.

If You Think You Are Powerless, Then You Are

I'm A Traditional Wife In Every Sense.

Now, Everybody Knows The Basic Erogenous Zones. You Got One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, And Seven. ... Ok, Now Most Guys Will Hit One, Two, Three And Then Go To Seven And Set Up Camp. ... You Want To Hit 'em All And You Wanna Mix 'em Up. You Gotta Keep 'em On Their Toes. ... You Could Start Out With A Little One. A Two. A One, Two, Three. A Three. A Five. A Four. A Three, Two. Two. A Two, Four, Six. Two, Four, Six. Four. Two. Two. Four, Seven! Five, Seven! Six, Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! [holds Up Seven Fingers]

You Know, Sometimes You Have To Remember The Bad Things So That You Can Learn From Them.